Hippie and the Ho: Archive

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Presenting *smAshaHoMoley*

Lurve! :)

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Concerning our waiter...

Hippie: I bet it's only like $12 
smAsh: (opens the bill) $10.80 
Hippie: How much should we tip? 
smAsh: Tip calculator! ...15 percent is $1.62 
Hippie: Well, he was pretty good. 
smAsh: 20 percent? ...$2.20 
Hippie: And it's $12! 
 (Dude comes back with the receipt which has a cute little note at the top) 
smAsh: *smiles hugely*
Hippie: 30 percent homie.

Sep 6th

Dear Friend --

I’ve been worried about you. Don’t be sorry; I did it because I love you. And don’t hesitate to call on me ever again :)

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Sep 4th

The beginning of Hippie and her Ho...

Once there was a girl at school named Hazel. She was very good friends with Hippie, and also briefly acquainted with the Ho aka smAsholey. For some odd reason, Hazel didn’t like the fact that Hippie and the Ho didn’t hate each other, so she tried to get Hippie acting mean towards the Ho by giving her dirty looks across the hall and in the classroom. But in gym class one day, Hippie and the Ho...

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